BREAKING RUMOR: This just in! I’m hearing from a reliable unnamed source that Garrison dislocated his elbow and possibly broke his hand today.  I hope this source is horribly wrong and this really just a shitty rumor!

BREAKING RUMOR:

This just in! I’m hearing from a reliable unnamed source that Garrison dislocated his elbow and possibly broke his hand today. 

I hope this source is horribly wrong and this really just a shitty rumor!